Tobuscus - Bioshock Infinite Literal Trailer lyrics

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Chess piece behind it

Darkness, bubbles, background lights up
Shadows become underwater treeeeeeeees
Swim through the see so faaaaast
Like the Ūsain Bolt of the sea
Or is it Üsain?

A big daddy there's an underwater city
Sea monster city lights up
It's a goldfish
Cameraman is shouting bubbles
Cameraman needs to come up for air

Much better, OR NOT! Thrown, hit the ground
Blurry hand, look up
Ocean not so big big daddy not so big
THAT THING IS

Giant evil robot hand grabs your head
But he has a heart
Don't try to grab it or he'll
Throw you out the window!

Slow-motion lasts until you look down
So don't look down
Don't look down! don't look down!
You're lucky there's a blimp gRAB IT!

Hit it rolling backwards
There's a handle but it's too far away
Huh?! rip the blimp!
Don't look down! why'd you look down?!
Now you've got one hand
Look around floating town
Tell a baby to talk to the hand
There's a man on the
Balcony talking to himself cue epic music

Floating building wants to be higher
Than the other ones so it boosts it'self
RIPPING NOISE?! It's not looking good

Down he goes!
Onto a levitating nest of dethorned roses
Float into the arms of a buxom sorceress

Who's your daddy? ME
Oh my bad

That's a shame she had an amazing pair of
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