Tobuscus - The Sideburns Song lyrics

Sideburns on the side of my face
As my head turns
You can see they're in the same place
On either sideburns they can't be replaced
My insides burn when I think of the days
Before my

My sideburns look at my sideburns
But don't touch my sideburns
Why would you do that? My heart yearns
For my own sideburns
My side actually burns now what is that?

What the hell man why does my side burn?
What the hell's going on? My side burns

Does anybody have some aloe vera?
If you do, bring it backstage
I'll pay you back

1985 from the womb I came out
(On my birthday) the doctor said
"What you crying about?"
I said, "Is that a rhetorical question?
You know why I cried
I have a serious lack of hair on the side
Of my head" little baby people
Don't have sideburns they gotta grow them
When they're older

But, if your little baby
Already has sideburns that's awesome!
Don't be concerned

Don't be concerned
About your little bitty baby
With the big, big sideburns

You should not be concerned-acerned about
The little itty bitty baby
With the big, big sideburns

Your little baby gonna be a pimp
Your little baby gonna be a little baby pimp

You should probably discourage
That kind of profession because it's illegal
And your baby's too young to be concerned
About starting a business
But that's impressive
If it's got the mindset my sideburns
Look at my sideburns back on track, talkin’
Talkin’ ‘bout sideburns! My sideburns
Look at my sideburns la lay la, la
Loo, loo

Sideburns

Sideburns