Tobuscus - Trapped in a Hot Pockets Commercial lyrics
[Tobuscus - Trapped in a Hot Pockets Commercial lyrics]
1PM, he's still in bed
Hearing singing in his head
Look at the clock, he's late
For a job he'll lose soon at this rate
Trip on the sheet, hit the floor
Start crawling
Look at the phone, your boss is calling
Who is that?
Go to the kitchen
Look for snacks in the cabinet
But there's just plates
Dude!
That's where he keeps his plates
He knows that
Shut up!
Open up the freezer to get some snackages
Two Hot Pockets sandwich packages
What is this
A Hot Pockets commercial? Why is
The music so disproportionately epic?
There's a force field on the freezer
'til he reads the label
Then he can grab the box and go to the table
Dude, I gotta go to work now!
There's always time for reading when
It leads to eating
Okay limited Edition Cuban Style
And Spicy Beef Nacho
SING IT!
No!
SING!
Limited Edition Cuban Style and
Spicy Beef Nacho! How’d you make me do that?
Phone rings, your boss is calling
Decline boss and sing ingredients
Roasted Pork, Hickory Ham
Mm, mm! Pickles, Swiss cheese, I am
At a loss of words, I never heard
Of béchamel sauce, but I'm sure it's great
It is great!
I figured
Now sing what's in the Spicy Beef one
And sound like me this time
Spicy beef and the cheese of the nacho
Sauce and a touch of the jalapeño
Okay, can I cook these now?
I've already cooked one, it's okay
You're welcome!
You already… you cooked them? Oh, thanks
Eat it now!
I was walking, I was gonna sit down myself
Ah! Just… let me eat… at my own pace! Okay?
Limited Edition, soon you'll be wishing
They'd be here forever
Now sing about the flavor
I can’t, my mouth’s full
Now!
Did you just make me swallow?
The beef is beefy, the spice is spicy
The jalapeño compliments the onions nicely!
Now sing about the other one
Cuban Style makes me smile
Too bad it'll be gone in a while
I'm going to the store to hoard up a pile
Hearing singing in his head
Look at the clock, he's late
For a job he'll lose soon at this rate
Trip on the sheet, hit the floor
Start crawling
Look at the phone, your boss is calling
Who is that?
Go to the kitchen
Look for snacks in the cabinet
But there's just plates
Dude!
That's where he keeps his plates
He knows that
Shut up!
Open up the freezer to get some snackages
Two Hot Pockets sandwich packages
What is this
A Hot Pockets commercial? Why is
The music so disproportionately epic?
There's a force field on the freezer
'til he reads the label
Then he can grab the box and go to the table
Dude, I gotta go to work now!
There's always time for reading when
It leads to eating
Okay limited Edition Cuban Style
And Spicy Beef Nacho
SING IT!
No!
SING!
Limited Edition Cuban Style and
Spicy Beef Nacho! How’d you make me do that?
Phone rings, your boss is calling
Decline boss and sing ingredients
Roasted Pork, Hickory Ham
Mm, mm! Pickles, Swiss cheese, I am
At a loss of words, I never heard
Of béchamel sauce, but I'm sure it's great
It is great!
I figured
Now sing what's in the Spicy Beef one
And sound like me this time
Spicy beef and the cheese of the nacho
Sauce and a touch of the jalapeño
Okay, can I cook these now?
I've already cooked one, it's okay
You're welcome!
You already… you cooked them? Oh, thanks
Eat it now!
I was walking, I was gonna sit down myself
Ah! Just… let me eat… at my own pace! Okay?
Limited Edition, soon you'll be wishing
They'd be here forever
Now sing about the flavor
I can’t, my mouth’s full
Now!
Did you just make me swallow?
The beef is beefy, the spice is spicy
The jalapeño compliments the onions nicely!
Now sing about the other one
Cuban Style makes me smile
Too bad it'll be gone in a while
I'm going to the store to hoard up a pile