Tobuscus - Dramatic Song lyrics

This song sounds dramatic
But, I'm bad at writing words
If you don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good
You'd probably think I'm singing 'bout
Some pretty serious stuff but in reality
I'm singin' 'bout the lack of
Stuff I'm singing 'bout this part's intense
And emotional
As long as you don't understand it
Your foreign grandma would love this song
Please send it to her
And she'll probably tell her
Foreign friends about the
Song her grandson or daughter sent her today
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Coldplay
If the chorus sounds like Coldplay
Then I put some la la la's in there
La la la la la
La la la la la la la (Coldplay)
Hopefully your foreign grandma listens
To this song everyday
And if she asks you to translate the lyrics
Here's what you say:
"A perfect translation does not exist
Well, at least, not in your language
But, if you must know, well, picture this:
Fifty billion rainbows and the sun
Is setting and the moon
Is setting also and you're there in a gazebo
And then God descends from heaven
And He gives you a million dollars
Take that feeling and put it into a song
I could translate word by word
But that'd take too long
And I've got stuff to do, Grandma
I don't have time for this
You've gotta trust me grandma
This freakin' song is brilliant"