Tobuscus - Literal Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag Trailer lyrics
[Tobuscus - Literal Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag Trailer lyrics]
Stargate, Sparkle, Ubisoft
Nod at the boat and people die
Everywhere people die (That's a callback)
This is the longest he's ever
Gone without killing anyone
He wonders if his future son will carry out
The tradition of killing everyone he sees
It's his lunch break luckily
Toast of Equality! Hurry with the toast
There's a drunken hot girl
Walking to the right!
Bet she'd love to see a fight
Bad guy music begins as the
Ponytail twins barge in
Look down on the people
That you're better than
Ominous orchestral note
Time to let the patrons
Know: Happy Hour's over
Time for everything to suck
Mysterious hooded man watches
(from a distance) take a second to sober up
(low tolerance) target confirmed
Hooded man turns
Bandana man sees hooded man's
Subtle arm movement signal
Which tells him to go make
A toast with the people
And then he lets all of them know
It was a toast TO DEATH!
You shouldn't toast before you know
What the toast is for
Bear hug, head bash, bottle smash
Slow-mo person pass stab face
Again and again and again
Another wine bottle pass in slow motion
Hooded man feels good-
Hey! Don't touch the hood
If you try to stab the hoodless man
He'll stab you in the abdomen, man
And steal your wallet duh lOOK RIGHT!
Colonial running shoe commercial
They thought they could catch the
Boat not even close
Captain walk to the edge of the dock
SNAP TURN let's go chase that freakin' boat
Sailed by Heath Ledger's ancestor
Celebrate, sail into the sunset, fade
The captain's not about to let
The bird-bow-boat get away
Gimme that telescope give it!
Use the mini telescope
Aim the cannon at the boat shoot four
Only two go through - maybe two were blanks?
Strike a pose, Edward turns the boat
Red cloaked captain probably
Should've let that bird boat go oH NO!
Cannon's not shooting blanks anymore
DARKNESS! Murder-Hood goes on
Inception Bwahh
Someone's gonna get splinters
And second hand smoke!
I'm just saying, be careful
Watch out for the hooks! ooh!
Shoulda listened! Edward wants to ascend
Shoot your gun to cut the rope
Just to make it difficult
Flying up to run away
No more murdering today nOT!
Can't believe they bought that
Same thing goes for all their hats
I prefer my Murder-Hood
People die cause I look so good
D-rop the pistols, throw a stick
His friend makes sure his death is quick
Guess I'll do the same for you
(assuming you want me to)
This is gonna end badly for you
It already has for your crew
Listen, I'll give you some free ones
DEHHH! DAHHH! Convincing enough?
Look you disarmed me!
Now I am completely defenseless (gasp) NOT!
Booyah last words: Port or Starboard?
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Cut to Kenway's boat sitting in a bay
Ever since I got this
Diamond filled with DNA
It feels like someone's watching me dELICIA
Nod at the boat and people die
Everywhere people die (That's a callback)
This is the longest he's ever
Gone without killing anyone
He wonders if his future son will carry out
The tradition of killing everyone he sees
It's his lunch break luckily
Toast of Equality! Hurry with the toast
There's a drunken hot girl
Walking to the right!
Bet she'd love to see a fight
Bad guy music begins as the
Ponytail twins barge in
Look down on the people
That you're better than
Ominous orchestral note
Time to let the patrons
Know: Happy Hour's over
Time for everything to suck
Mysterious hooded man watches
(from a distance) take a second to sober up
(low tolerance) target confirmed
Hooded man turns
Bandana man sees hooded man's
Subtle arm movement signal
Which tells him to go make
A toast with the people
And then he lets all of them know
It was a toast TO DEATH!
You shouldn't toast before you know
What the toast is for
Bear hug, head bash, bottle smash
Slow-mo person pass stab face
Again and again and again
Another wine bottle pass in slow motion
Hooded man feels good-
Hey! Don't touch the hood
If you try to stab the hoodless man
He'll stab you in the abdomen, man
And steal your wallet duh lOOK RIGHT!
Colonial running shoe commercial
They thought they could catch the
Boat not even close
Captain walk to the edge of the dock
SNAP TURN let's go chase that freakin' boat
Sailed by Heath Ledger's ancestor
Celebrate, sail into the sunset, fade
The captain's not about to let
The bird-bow-boat get away
Gimme that telescope give it!
Use the mini telescope
Aim the cannon at the boat shoot four
Only two go through - maybe two were blanks?
Strike a pose, Edward turns the boat
Red cloaked captain probably
Should've let that bird boat go oH NO!
Cannon's not shooting blanks anymore
DARKNESS! Murder-Hood goes on
Inception Bwahh
Someone's gonna get splinters
And second hand smoke!
I'm just saying, be careful
Watch out for the hooks! ooh!
Shoulda listened! Edward wants to ascend
Shoot your gun to cut the rope
Just to make it difficult
Flying up to run away
No more murdering today nOT!
Can't believe they bought that
Same thing goes for all their hats
I prefer my Murder-Hood
People die cause I look so good
D-rop the pistols, throw a stick
His friend makes sure his death is quick
Guess I'll do the same for you
(assuming you want me to)
This is gonna end badly for you
It already has for your crew
Listen, I'll give you some free ones
DEHHH! DAHHH! Convincing enough?
Look you disarmed me!
Now I am completely defenseless (gasp) NOT!
Booyah last words: Port or Starboard?
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Cut to Kenway's boat sitting in a bay
Ever since I got this
Diamond filled with DNA
It feels like someone's watching me dELICIA