Tobuscus - Literal Darksiders 2 Trailer lyrics

THQ and there was a war in heaven
Where demon fought against angel
And angel fought against demon
In an epic pillow fight
That lasted all night
Demons couldn't get their beauty sleep
And they need it more than most
Honestly, it probably wouldn't help

Block a demon axe
Angel Bumblebee's stressed out
Axe gets pressed out
Angel takes the rest out golden armor sucks
The shirtless demon has a higher armor
Rating with his nipple ring
But, it's not high enough
Death's lack of a mouth led to depression
And he has a lot of pent-up aggression
Demon take their mouths for granted
Stab them in the chest, switch to two handed
Eat this with your mouth, you freakin' demon!
Giant robot demon smack
Cut the robot, blood is black
Robot pushed the hero back
Ready for the big attack

Hero gets trapped so he gets frustrated
But he doesn't have a mouth
So he can't state it at least it gets shaded
Is that a cloud? No launch in slow-mo

Main guy and some tree trunks
Travel from left to right hit a wall! Stop!
You got a boss to fight

Never mind, holy s, what the f
You're screwed just by stepping on the
Ground he launched you and if he had a mouth
He'd be screaming but he doesn't
So he needs something to take some of the
Pent-up aggression out on
He starts to now run
With his underground undead horsey
Who glows green with love dive onto saddle
Ride into battle horsey looks mad-dle
He has horns that'll impale all the demons
Kill them while he runs
They'll kill everyone
Even the trees aren't safe

The killing has begun
One, two, three strikes you're dead
Make it rain bones fall like the DOW Jones
That joke took me hours to write
Try to hide the green light below
Or the giant demon will
Notice you are following
Jump, use your throw hand
Which also glows, he must have suspicion
You'll probably fail this stealth mission
Who cares, you're freakin' Death
Kill everyone

If you stab out one eye
He's half as likely to see you
Cut off his arm
He's half as likely to hit you
Your wings are pointless
But that scythe is overpowered
Death should be nerfed boss shakes the Earth
Stick the landing where'd his clothes go?
Now they're even except one has a mouth
Show off
Someone's gonna get a double dose of death
Darkness breaks away to reveal Darksiders 2
Death lives august 2012