Tobuscus - Literal Dead Island 2 Trailer lyrics

Playstation, Deep Silver still

Get a good look at the road I’ma run on
Shoes tied nice
 make sure there’s no dirt on ‘em
Yeah that’s perfect

Check it out, both legs, kick it out
Get ready
Stretch it out, close-up on the bulge
Do the washing machine
Close-up on the bulge, feel the
Bulge, pat the bulge, good bulge
Living the dream crack the neck twice
(Oh, no) Perfect eyebrows? Check
Perfect teeth? Check
(Oh, no) Perfect hair that blows
In the wind? Check
(Oh, no) Insignificant flesh wound? Cover it
Up with the white and gold
(Oh, no) Turn it up, show the gold yeah

Close up on a Picture-Perfect Fitness Guy
Listenin’ to music while he exercises
Look down at his muscles periodically
Gotta make sure that he’s the
Best thing on the beach

I‘ma jog right until I throw up (hooo)
I’ma jog right until I throw up sees a lady
Indicates he got a sweet six pack
Assume that she liked it, but don’t look back
She didn’t like that
She don’t like it neither
When a couple zombies come out
And start to eat her

I’ma jog right until I throw up (hooo)
I’ma jog right until I throw up
I’ma jog right until I throw up (hoo, hoo)
I’ma jog right until I throw up

Then Hawaiian Shirt Hat Guy’s shotgun blasts
Kill every zombie in the whole city
‘cept that one and the ones in the
Background, there’s a lot, actually
He failed he’s dead that sucks sh
Here comes the VIP zombies
On their stretch limo disregarding safety
Doing Venice Beach donuts
Lumberjacking limo driver fells a tree
A news helicopter shoots in 360 degrees

Thank the zombies for the aerial shot (hooo)
This segment’s probably gonna blow up!
Oh, no oh, no

Then Picture-Perfect Fitness Guy
Gets varicose veins
Still living the dream, just with less living
Crack the neck two more times, and then
Open up and show them pearly whites again

Zombie loses his new Donald Trump wig
Arm rejects artificial bicep thing
I’ma jog right until I throw up (ooh)
Zombie eyes then start to fog up!

Picture-Perfect Fitness Guy’s slightly
Less perfect now
Hawaiian Shirt Hat Guy looks about the same
(grandma) car-Jumping Zombie jumps on a car
(that’s his thing)
Hot-Hot Roller Skating Zombie starts spinning
(baseball bat swing)

Someone call security! Oh, you did
Someone call the zombie with
The boogie board! Oh, you did
Someone call Scooby Doo! How
Is that relevant?
Why don’t you ask him yourself?
From the background comes the Mystery Machine
‘Cause Scooby Doo’s team’s not
Afraid of nothin’
It’s time for your close-up
Darkness darkness darkness

Well, at least I still have my shoes heh
Aaaaaaw maaaan what is that sound? You- oh
You betta not- you put - you put my foot down
You ain’t not gon’ take my shoes man!
I lost my toupee, my implanted bicep
And this man just pull up
In the Mystery Machine?! Man

‘Get the body you deserve’
Says the perfect picture of
The Picture-Perfect Guy from
Back when Picture-Perfect Guy
Was picture perfect picture perfect!
Picture perfeeeeeeeeeeect- ah! (oh no)
Oh, no oh, no
Oh, no