Tobuscus - Literal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer lyrics

Bad guy at a safe distance
Second helicopter introductory nature shot
Bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance
(Turn)

Careful, Harry, he doesn't have a nose
Harry needs some sleep and he needs a nose
And he needs some sleep and some new glasses
And he needs a manicure
Don't sleep yet, Harry, he's gonna kill you
LOOK OUT! Spell, dodge, too many passengers
Dramatic turn how does that hold him up?
First time he touched a girl
Pan up, pointy roof leaf bed, look right
This movie is extremely important
Force field dissolves
Dramatically raise hand
That train is screwed slowly look left
This movie is the most important
Movie you will ever see back up in a library
Raise your hand (And a wand)
Dragon's pissed, Weasley's scared
Of a bunch of bad guys
But he acts brave while he runs
You've gotta buy two tickets
Masked guy on a broom swerve
Run throw exploding
Running, closer shot, cast a spell dUCK
Be careful with that stick, too late

Okay, time out oh, thank god, okay catchin'
My breath he's grabbin' his face
Whatever okay go! Dragon take off
People running downhill people running
FLEX part 1, November walking
Chase that fire you wizards
Flying horse lizards look out, Harry
Too late got him help him, Ron
(Swing)

Part two, July 2 burning
People running backwards screaming
Wave hand, upskirt, windy, kissing
Snape, cast spell, climb, look
Blow up the town

Wizard lightning battle zoom, huge shiny P
Then other letters come out