Tobuscus - Literal Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword Trailer lyrics
[Tobuscus - Literal Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword Trailer lyrics]
Foggy, cloudy horse angry spiky heart
Floaty boat, and a wolf run into the light
Where a man in a skirt and tights is standing
And he pulls out his sword
Then slowly spins it around, and fLEX!
Kill Natives, and plants turn them into ash
Purple dust, sword lights up!
More Natives, and plants, and Natives
They all look the same that's racist!
Scorpion with eyeballs in it's claws
Use your shield to deflect an acorn
Use a vine to swing across
Climb the plant wall confuse the eyeball
Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf
And a bob-omb and someone's floating heart
Aim a grapple claw at the Audience
Make it grab stuff, and explode!
Goodbye grapple claw
Roll a flashing plant under a happy tree
Now it's a dead tree
Slingshots make bats disappear!
Use a whip to tear out people's hearts
Then eat them
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!
End a skeleton and a scorpion
And another skeleton
Swan dive into the logo!
Floaty boat, and a wolf run into the light
Where a man in a skirt and tights is standing
And he pulls out his sword
Then slowly spins it around, and fLEX!
Kill Natives, and plants turn them into ash
Purple dust, sword lights up!
More Natives, and plants, and Natives
They all look the same that's racist!
Scorpion with eyeballs in it's claws
Use your shield to deflect an acorn
Use a vine to swing across
Climb the plant wall confuse the eyeball
Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf
And a bob-omb and someone's floating heart
Aim a grapple claw at the Audience
Make it grab stuff, and explode!
Goodbye grapple claw
Roll a flashing plant under a happy tree
Now it's a dead tree
Slingshots make bats disappear!
Use a whip to tear out people's hearts
Then eat them
Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!
End a skeleton and a scorpion
And another skeleton
Swan dive into the logo!