Tobuscus - Literal Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Trailer lyrics

Pan cross ocean zoom into a mountain
Someone's not good at lighting torches
Rocky beaches corona commercial set
Close-up mini-waterfall
Ready the tattered holy sail
Never mind let's go look for a trail
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, NOT
Dramatic main character reveal
Slow fade-in, Jack negotiating
Fireworks then Disney castle
Jerry Bruckheimer, there's an archway
Rapid pan down, Jack's in trouble
Mutton chops, stand up, cut
Jack's been drinking now he's wading
Now he's walking to a meeting
He just looked at the camera!
Did you see that? Two shot
More shot still drunk

From Disney and Jerry
Pirate peg leg, look at a boat
Make an agreement
Cheer, mermaids, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot
Rotating zombie-boat, captain is too hot
Jack Sparrow informs her he's taking the boat
She expresses distaste in this idea
By stabbing the door don't slam the door on
Your hot pirate captain

And director Rob Marshall
Careful, grab a rock
Jack warns his crew not to make
Out with hot water ladies
Unless you look like them
Then take what you can get
Raise your sword, overboard
Point your sword forward
Fail to drown, turn around, looking down
Stab the table by a candle
Man, girl look up, look left
The mermaid is less hot now
Jack is still terrified of
The last mermaid shot
When he calms down, Johnny Depp leans
Through some leaves, then he looks right
Jack jumps up, lean
Penélope then jumps into the fight
Ian McShane shoots some fireballs at a
Guy sitting on a boat
Geoffrey Rush needs some lotion
Or maybe some aloe?
Swinging a sword at a hot
Pirate's basically first base
Bouncing up, make a gesture
This summer, get ready to DANCE!
Then fall in the lake
Explosive boat, hold a rope
Don't tailgate him girls in water boxes
Dodge a barrel like Donkey Kong
Look down, don't waterfall
Swing, zoom, kiss, boat, spin, dark

Falling and falling and falling and falling
And falling and falling and lAND IN A LAKE
SKULL ZOOM! In comes the title
And it slowly zooms back out
Show the release date
Then show lots of names