Tobuscus - Literal Skyrim Trailer lyrics

Bethesda Game Studios
Should probably fire their
Helicopter cameraman
Ominously lit carving of some dragons
Cameraman running through the forest
Slow zoom on a carving of
Gandalf and his friends
Confused dragon trying to mate
With some birds the first TIE Fighter
Overworked cameraman running through the snow
Carving of an ancient tug-of-war
(Slow dramatic zoom)
Running towards a tiny hill
STOP! That's a cliff
Carvings of dragons breathe carvings of fire
Dude, turn around or you'll die
Shaky rocky formation
Pan down, then it opens it's eye
Pull out your sword on a ledge
Carving is rooting for the dragon
Sword-fighting a dragon in the
Snow's gotta be cold oR NOT!
Show the fire carving burning
The shield carving
Leg carving medium-shot carving
He's regretting wearing a sleeveless
Tunic for this fight vOICE ATTACK!

But his voice went too far right
It went to a mountain town, and a forest
Stop for the night
In the morning, pass the windmill
To a natural stone rocky formation bridge
Then it snows on a stream
There's a giant follow him, then him
Shave a dragon, and a werewolf
And the patron is next
Battle axe, help him floss
Shoot a frostbolt at a wall, spin attack
(FAIL) fire-bomb, dragon leaves when his
Barber is done shoot a puppy with an arrow
Make a ball in your hands (Get stabbed)
Dragon wants a refund
Sneak-smack a big spider
Then barber gives dragon free touch-ups
On his way out
That's why you should sit still at the barber
Dragon's soul tells off the clumsy barber
Then it goes through the trees
To tell it's back-up "Thanks for nothing"
Skyrim the Elder Scrolls V
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