Tobuscus - Re: Re: Your Brains lyrics

Heya Bob
It's Tom from the office up the hall

You look kinda bloody - where've you been?

Quick question Bob
 you know how Zombies tend
To feed on human brains?
Well, you got some on your chin

Bob I know your sex appeal has
Never been that grand -
But, I can tell that things have
Worsened since the marching band
Cause, I can see right through
That shotgun blast sized hole in you
All you wanna do is eat my brains
Which is understandable, I guess
They are a little oversized
All you wanna do is eat my brains
I'll probably starve in here
Maybe we should compromise
I would open up the doors
If you would only eat half of my brains

I don't wanna lecture, Bob
But is this really your plan?
Spend your whole undeath eating
Out of skulls?
Every time you eat some brains
You make another zombie friend
And you have to feed them all
Each would share the hunger
So the portions would decrease
I suggest you substitute my brains
For some ground beef
They look about the same
Bob it'd be a shame if

All you wanna do is eat my brains
But, it's understandable, I guess
They are a little oversized
All you wanna do is eat my brains
I'll probably starve in here
Maybe we should compromise
I would open up the doors
If you would only eat part of my brains
I'd like to help you Bob
In almost any way I can
As long as helping you does
Not prove to be deadly
We're only human, Bob well, not we, but me
Speak for myself
I'm getting kinda choked up, Bob
Maybe we should call a truce
And I know we both could use some chow
I bet I could look around and find
A grill somewhere in all these stores
And I could cook us up some cow

It's hard to tell if you just
Made a grimace or a grin
Either way your smell alone
Is causing me chagrin
And filling me with dread
You haven't heard a word I've said, cause

All you wanna do is eat my brains
It's understandable, I guess
They are a little oversized
All you wanna do is eat my brains
I'll probably starve in here
Maybe we should compromise
I would open up the doors
If you would only eat none of my brains