Tobuscus - Safety Torch lyrics

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Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly
Wake up timmy, what if there's a monster?!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear lucky for you
I got a sAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, make a sAFETY PORCH!
Put it in the hallway sAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away sAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks

But my house is on fire

Shh tim Tim, things are looking grim, grim
But lucky for you, you
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!

SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket
SAFETY WATER! Pour it on the fire!
SAFETY WATER! Maybe make a bubble bath
SAFETY WATER! First one's on the house

Ha, ha, ha i see what you did there
First one's on the house

Ha, ha, ha, yeah just the first one
Though, but it took quite a few, so those

What?

Plus all the safety torches

No!

That’s like probably let's just
Call it, like, 500 bucks

I don't have 500 bucks!

Oh, that's fine! I'll bill your parents

NO!

Thanks for your time
Go on back to sleep have a good night

My parents are gonna kill me