Renée Elise Goldsberry, Richard Kind, John Mulaney - Co-Op lyrics

At the co-op
It's Beaux-Arts under scaffolding co-op
The staff can't do anything co-op
But they might still strike this spring
That's the gossip at the mail drop
Here in our co-op

Whose package is this?
Something from Overnight Insulin
Emergency Providers? Going once, twice?
Nope? Okay, garbage time! Bye bye, box!

Co-op why's the water shut off today?
Co-op the super just walked away
Co-op i'd rather squat in a loft than
Stay in this one-stop flop called a co-op

22 floors and a roof deck that's off limit's
160 unit's managed by a staff of dimwit's
We pay a king's ransom for a one-bedroom tomb
But, you can sort of see
The Chrysler from the window in your room
The window in your room

And you don't own any land
Just a box in the sky (yeah, yeah, yeah)
The neighbor's cooking kasha and
Your other neighbor died (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Moving here felt lucky but
That time is forgot
But, you'll never give up your spot
At the co-op our blessing the co-op