"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cable TV lyrics

["Weird Al" Yankovic - Cable TV lyrics]

I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die
But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and
Plugged me right in and now I got cable TV
And now I get to watch
The stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on Channel Three
It costs me fifty bucks a
Month just to see 'em
Yeah, but that's all right with me
I got cable TV (Cable TV)
A cable TV (Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah i love my cable TV
I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network
The news and weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey


The Racketball Channel too
Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive
I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
Cause there's just so much for me to see
On my cable TV (Cable TV)
A cable TV (Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I'll be
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
Watchin' my cable TV
Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
My friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous
Cause I've seen Porky's
Twenty-seven times this week on my cable TV
(Cable TV) a cable TV
(Cable TV) yeah, the greatest thing that's
Ever happened to me i love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV
Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
I need my cable TV
Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV)
Got to have cable TV (TV)
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV)
Can't live without my cable TV
Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV)
I've got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yeah (TV)
Got to have cable TV (TV)
(TV)

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