"Weird Al" Yankovic - Yoda lyrics

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant carbonated soda s-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in
A raspy voice he said, "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda

Well, I've been around
But I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet
But he's wrinkled and green oh, my Yoda
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Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the
Air just by raising his hand oh, my Yoda
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Well I left home just a week before
And I've never, ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said
"Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that
Would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna
Start all over again with my Yoda
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So, I used the Force i picked up a box
I lifted some rocks while I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke
Stay away from the Darker Side
And if you start to go astray
Let the Force be your guide" oh, my Yoda
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"I know Darth Vader's really
Got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him
Then you'll be unemployed" oh, my Yoda
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Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back someday
I'll be playing this part till
I'm old and grey
The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies
Till the end of time with my Yoda
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