"Weird Al" Yankovic - Toothless People lyrics

They only show you their gums when they smile
Ain't got a tooth in their heads now
How vile only can eat things like
Pudding and applesauce
They never have to buy
Toothpicks or dental floss

Hey, stand up toothless people
The breath is lethal wanna tell ya

Hey (come on) , stand up (get on your feet)
Toothless people old and feeble
What I say

No more of those pearly
Whites will they possess
Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
Lots of 'em suffering from trench
Mouth and gum disease
At least they don't have
To worry 'bout cavities

Hey, stand up (take out your teeth)
Toothless people old and feeble
Oh yes

You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
They're something you just can't ignore
If you lose 'em you're in trouble
'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more

You need something to show your dentist
The next time he makes you say "ah"
You don't wanna have to wind up
Eating all of your food through a straw

(Like toothless people, Toothless people)

You better brush your teeth now hey
Toothless toothless toothless
Toothless people