"Weird Al" Yankovic - UHF lyrics

["Weird Al" Yankovic - UHF lyrics]

Put down your remote control
Throw out your TV guide
Put away your jacket
There's no need to go outside
Don't you know
That we control the horizontal
We control the vertical, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we going to do now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial we got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob we got it all
(We got it all) we got it all on UHF



Disconnect the phone and leave the
Dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial we got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob we got it all
(We got it all) we got it all on UHF

You can watch us all day
You can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare
At the picture tube
'Til your brain turns into
Cottage cheese, well, now

Don't change the channel
Don't touch that dial we got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers
Stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry
Forget about your job
Just crank up the volume
And yank off the knob we got it all
(We got it all) we got it all on UHF

(We got it all on UHF) UHF
(We got it all on UHF) UHF

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