"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid lyrics
["Weird Al" Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid lyrics]
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies
Grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens
Before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you
Can when Mr whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave
And get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do? Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels look for Mr goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how:
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi
Then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
We're all waiting for you let's go!
It's time to make a mountain
Out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for
Crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Then party 'til you're broke and
They drag you away
It's okay, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one
If you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (Yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid?
It's so easy, so easy to do
(Dare to be stupid)
We're all waiting for you!
(Dare to be stupid)
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and
Watch Leave It to Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid
What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
It's alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night
(Dare to be stupid)
Come on, join the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I can't hear you (Dare to be stupid)
Okay, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)
Let's go, dare to be stupid
(Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid dare to be stupid!
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies
Grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens
Before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you
Can when Mr whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave
And get yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do? Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels look for Mr goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how:
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi
Then forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
We're all waiting for you let's go!
It's time to make a mountain
Out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for
Crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Then party 'til you're broke and
They drag you away
It's okay, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one
If you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (Yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid?
It's so easy, so easy to do
(Dare to be stupid)
We're all waiting for you!
(Dare to be stupid)
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and
Watch Leave It to Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid
What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
It's alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night
(Dare to be stupid)
Come on, join the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I can't hear you (Dare to be stupid)
Okay, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)
Let's go, dare to be stupid
(Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid dare to be stupid!