"Weird Al" Yankovic - Don’t Wear Those Shoes lyrics
["Weird Al" Yankovic - Don’t Wear Those Shoes lyrics]
I don't care if you wreck my car
Or shave off all my hair
You can go and run your
Vacuum during my favorite show
And I'll let you call up folks
In Europe you don't even know
Anything you want, babe
If it makes you happy
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I don't mind
But please don't wear those shoes
Don't wear those shoes
It's alright
You can play your Twisted Sister every night
I suppose
You can lick the middles out of my Oreos
Or start laughing while you're drinking milk
So it comes out your nose
And you know that I'd do
Anything to please you
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spit in my face
If you're so inclined baby, I don't mind
But please don't wear those shoes
Oh, no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Please don't wear those
Use my razor to shave your legs
Or eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
You can even shove a six-inch
Railroad spike through my head
I can learn to live with that
But now I'm begging you down
On my bended knees
Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
Baby, I don't mind
But please don't wear those
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
You can scratch up my records
You can drink my booze
But baby, please don't wear those shoes
You can make me an offer I can't refuse
But darling, please don't wear those shoes
You can play your bongos while
I'm trying to snooze
But honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can expose yourself on the
Six o' clock news
But please, please don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Don't wear those shoe
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Don't wear those shoe
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Don't wear those shoe
Or shave off all my hair
You can go and run your
Vacuum during my favorite show
And I'll let you call up folks
In Europe you don't even know
Anything you want, babe
If it makes you happy
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I don't mind
But please don't wear those shoes
Don't wear those shoes
It's alright
You can play your Twisted Sister every night
I suppose
You can lick the middles out of my Oreos
Or start laughing while you're drinking milk
So it comes out your nose
And you know that I'd do
Anything to please you
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spit in my face
If you're so inclined baby, I don't mind
But please don't wear those shoes
Oh, no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Please don't wear those
Use my razor to shave your legs
Or eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
You can even shove a six-inch
Railroad spike through my head
I can learn to live with that
But now I'm begging you down
On my bended knees
Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
Baby, I don't mind
But please don't wear those
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
You can scratch up my records
You can drink my booze
But baby, please don't wear those shoes
You can make me an offer I can't refuse
But darling, please don't wear those shoes
You can play your bongos while
I'm trying to snooze
But honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can expose yourself on the
Six o' clock news
But please, please don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Don't wear those shoe
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Don't wear those shoe
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no
Don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no
Don't wear those shoe