"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It lyrics

How come you're always such
A fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch
Don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other
Kids are starving in Japan?
So eat it, just eat it (Brr)
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't wanna hear about what kinds
Of foods you hate (Woo)
You won't get no dessert 'til
You clean off your plate
So eat it, don't you tell me you're full

Just eat it (Eat it) , eat it (Eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it (Eat it) , just eat it (Eat it)
Just eat it
(Eat it) , just eat it (Eat it, woo)

Your table manners are a cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food
This ain't some kind of game
Now if you starve to death you'll
Just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it (Brr)
You better listen
Better do what you're told (Woo)
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
(O oh)
You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold
So eat it, I don't care if you're full

Just eat it (Eat it) , eat it (Eat it)
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it (Eat it) , eat it (Eat it)
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it (Eat it) , eat it (Eat it)
If it's getting cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it
You can't send it back just eat it
(Ooh hoo, eat it) , eat it (Eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it (Oh, Lord)
Have some more chicken
(Ooh hoo) , have some more pie (Ooh hoo hoo)
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried

Just eat it (Eat it) , eat it (Eat it)
Don't you make me repeat it (Oh, no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
(Ooh hoo hoo)
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch