"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like a Surgeon lyrics

I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid
Yeah, I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see that IV
Here we go, time to operate
I'll pull his insides out
Pull his insides out and see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign

Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's a fact, I'm a quack
The disgrace of the AMA
'Cause my patients die
Yeah, my patients die before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon ooh, like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps
And retractors oh ho, oh ho, ho, ho
Ooh baby, yeah i can hear your heart beat
For the very last time