"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living With A Hernia lyrics

Ow! Help me out, dig

All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
He tells me any day
I might have to wear a truss

Living with a hernia
All the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation feel so old

Too much bad pain
Good gawd, drives me insane
Can't run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can't play tennis, and it's hard to bowl
You can't even do the split's now (say it)
Better call it quit's now
Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow

Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation

I live with a hernia
Can't get up, can't bend over
Now I live with a hernia wait a minute

You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
There's incomplete (incomplete)
Epigastric (epigastric) bladder (bladder)
Strangulated (strangulated)
Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)
Richter's hernia (Richter's hernia)
Obstructed (obstructed) , inguinal and direct

Living with a hernia (rupture)
I said it's causin' me such irritation
Living with a hernia (wow)
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia yeah, I feel bad!