"Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight Star lyrics
["Weird Al" Yankovic - Midnight Star lyrics]
I was waiting in the express lane
With my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at
The local grocery store
I was only passin' by but
A paper caught my eye
And I learned a few things
I never knew before it said
"Your pet may be an extraterrestrial"
It said
"The ghost of Elvis is living in my den
You can learn to cope with stress
And you can beat the IRS
And the incredible frog boy is
On the loose again"
Oh, Midnight Star
It's in the weekly Midnight Star
Aliens from outer space are
Sleeping in my car
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
Eat jelly doughnuts and lose
Twenty pounds a day
Hear the story of the man born without a head
And top psychics all agree
That the telephone company
Will have a brand new service that
Lets you talk to the dead
Oh, Midnight Star
You can believe it if you read
It in the weekly Midnight Star
They're keeping Hitler's brain alive
Inside a jar
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
Tell me, tell me
Tell me how to make my bust line grow
Midnight Star, I wanna know
Oh, Midnight Star, well
Don't cha know that I read it
I read it in the weekly Midnight Star
The UFO's have landed and we'll
Tell you where they are
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
Midnight Star
Well, you can read all about it
In the weekly Midnight Star
You can use your ESP to learn to play guitar
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
Inquiring minds like mine wanna know
Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know
With my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at
The local grocery store
I was only passin' by but
A paper caught my eye
And I learned a few things
I never knew before it said
"Your pet may be an extraterrestrial"
It said
"The ghost of Elvis is living in my den
You can learn to cope with stress
And you can beat the IRS
And the incredible frog boy is
On the loose again"
Oh, Midnight Star
It's in the weekly Midnight Star
Aliens from outer space are
Sleeping in my car
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
Eat jelly doughnuts and lose
Twenty pounds a day
Hear the story of the man born without a head
And top psychics all agree
That the telephone company
Will have a brand new service that
Lets you talk to the dead
Oh, Midnight Star
You can believe it if you read
It in the weekly Midnight Star
They're keeping Hitler's brain alive
Inside a jar
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
Tell me, tell me
Tell me how to make my bust line grow
Midnight Star, I wanna know
Oh, Midnight Star, well
Don't cha know that I read it
I read it in the weekly Midnight Star
The UFO's have landed and we'll
Tell you where they are
Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know
Midnight Star
Well, you can read all about it
In the weekly Midnight Star
You can use your ESP to learn to play guitar
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
Inquiring minds like mine wanna know
Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know, Midnight Star
I wanna know, I wanna know