"Weird Al" Yankovic - My Bologna lyrics
["Weird Al" Yankovic - My Bologna lyrics]
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done
The toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna
Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much and throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my-y-y
Woo m-m-m-my bologna
Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a little of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out
Don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna
Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much and throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my-y-y
Woo m-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna hey
Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping aisles
Shopping aisles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Mayer
Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack
I always eat too much and throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my-y-y
Woo m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my-y-y, woo
M-m-m-my bologna m-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna m-m-m-my bologna