"Weird Al" Yankovic - Nature Trail To Hell lyrics

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you
The most horrifying film to hit the screen
There's a homicidal maniac who finds
A Cub Scout troop
And he hacks up two or three in every scene
Please don't reveal the secret
Ending to your friends
Don't spoil the big surprise
You won't believe your eyes when you see

Nature Trail to Hell nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell in 3-D
Nature Trail to Hell nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell in 3-D

See severed heads that almost fall
Right in your lap
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you
No, you'll never see hideous
Effects like these again
Till we bring you "Nature Trail
To Hell Part 2" so bring the kids along
It's good clean family fun
What have you got to lose
If you like the six o'clock news
Then you'll love

Nature Trail to Hell nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell in 3-D
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D)
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D)
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D) in 3-D

Satan eats Cheez Wiz!

Nature Trail to Hell nature Trail to Hell
Nature Trail to Hell in 3-D
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D)
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D)
Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D) in 3-D

Nature Trail to Hell (Take it away)
Nature Trail to Hell nature Trail to Hell
In 3-D nature Trail to Hell
(Here come the Nature Trail)
Nature Trail to Hell
(Here come the Nature Trail)
Nature Trail to Hell in 3-D
(Nature Trail to Hell) In 3-D
(Nature Trail to Hell) In 3-D
(Nature Trail to Hell) In 3-D in 3-D