"Weird Al" Yankovic - One Of Those Days lyrics
["Weird Al" Yankovic - One Of Those Days lyrics]
The boss chewed me out
And everybody's disgusted
'Cause it's one of those days
It's just one of those days
I lost one of my socks in the drier
I can't find my wallet and
My hair is on fire just one of those days
It's just one of those days
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree
A big swarm of locusts is following me
There's not even anything good on TV
It's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
Left all my Beatles records out in the sun
Got a Coke bottle stuck on
The end of my tongue
It's just one of those days
Gonna be one of those days
The Nazis tied me up and covered me with ants
And I spilled toxic waste on
My brand new pants just one of those days
Ever have one of those days?
The bank called me up and
Told me I'm overdrawn
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out
On my front lawn and I can't believe it
All the Cheetos are gone
It's just, just one of those
One of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
The FBI has got a tap on my phone
Those darn Russian spies won't
Leave me alone
Shouldn't have got up this mornin'
Should've known
It's just one of those days
It's just one of those days
A 747 crashed into my den
And there's nothin' but tater-tots
For dinner again
It's just one of those days
Never mind, it's just one of those days
Big steamroller just ran over my mom
And I cut myself shaving and
They're droppin' the bomb
It's just one of those days
That's all, it's just one of those days
Then late at night, just before I go to bed
The world blows up and now everybody's dead
You just can't deny it
It's just like I said
Just, just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
(Just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days