"Weird Al" Yankovic - Spatula City lyrics
["Weird Al" Yankovic - Spatula City lyrics]
For all your spatula needs:
A giant warehouse of spatulas
For every occasion!
Thousands to choose from, in
Every shape, size, and color!
And because we eliminate the middleman, We
Can sell all our spatulas
Factory direct to you!
Where do you go when you want
To buy name brand spatulas
At a fraction of retail cost?
And this weekend only, take advantage of our
Special liquidation sale! Buy nine spatulas
Get the tenth one for just one penny!
Don't forget
They make great Christmas presents!
And what better way to say
"I love you" than
With the gift of a spatula?
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum
President of the Spatula City
I liked their spatulas, so much
I bought the company
Spatula City, seven locations
We're in the yellow
Pages under "spatulas"!