"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White lyrics

Doctor, every night I have
The strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off and
Everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

Now Doctor, wait a minute
You ain't heard nothin' yet
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget
Now I'm bein' followed by
These Russian spies
They give me some Velcro and
An order of fries suddenly I'm bowling on
The Starship Enterprise
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after, night after, night after night
Alright

Doctor, won't you tell me
Am I going insane? Was it something I ate or
Something wrong with my brain?
See, I'm naked in church when
I meet a dinosaur try to run
But my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me
Through a revolving door
And I'm back in the very
Same place I was before

Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after, night after, night after night

And I can't bust out and I can't break free
And it's gettin' just a little
Too stuffy here for me
And I can't go home and I can't get loose
And I try to escape but it's just no use
And I can't ever leave and I can't ever win
And we're runnin' outta air and
The walls are closin' in
And I can't go back and I can't get through
But Vanna since you're here
Why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!

Doctor, all those crazy dreams
Have started again that's right
I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work
But I forgot my address
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I'm falling and falling and I
Guess you know the rest

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after, night after, night after night

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
N-n-n-night after, night after
Night night night

Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after, night after, night after night

I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White