"Weird Al" Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy lyrics

["Weird Al" Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy lyrics]

I got my alligator boots
I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in
The middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror
I'm such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

I'm so adorable and charming
I'm sure that you can see
And everybody's always trying to
Hang around with me
They tell me I'm the greatest
And it's hard to disagree
'Cause I'm so perfect in every way

And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it
And I'm so handsome honey I could just die
I know you'll never be as wonderful as me
But at least you can try



'Cause I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy

Baby, are you in the mood
For a little romance? Well, for starters
I can pour some chocolate
Pudding down your pants
And then attach electrodes to your
Brain and watch you dance
Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?

Oh, and then I might decide to
Tie you up with dental floss
I'll make you wear a harness and
I'll show you who's the boss
Of course, if you refuse
Well honey it's your loss
I mean, I don't do this with just anyone

So baby, how can you say it's all over?
So how can you tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that
You're leaving me for good
And all I wanna know is why?
I mean, after all

I'm really such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I mean you could do worse!

I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy

I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy

Interpretation for

Add Interpretation

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #
Interpret

Your privacy

When you visit any website, it may store or retrieve information on your browser, mostly in the form of cookies. This information might be about you, your preferences, or your device and is primarily used to make the site work as you expect it to. The information usually doesn't directly identify you, but it can give you a more personalized internet experience. Because we respect your right to privacy, you can choose not to allow some types of cookies. Click on the different category headings to find out more and change our default settings. However, blocking some types of cookies may affect your experience of using the site and the services we can offer.

Functional cookies

These cookies allow the site to provide enhanced functionality and personalization. They may be set by us or by third-party service providers whose services we have added to our pages. If you do not allow these cookies, some or all of these services may not function properly.

Targeting cookies

These cookies may be set through our site by our advertising partners. They may be used by those companies to build a profile of your interests and show you relevant ads on other sites. They do not store directly personal information, but are based on uniquely identifying your browser and internet device. If you do not allow these cookies, you will experience less targeted advertising.

Performance cookies

These cookies allow us to count visits and traffic sources so we can measure and improve the performance of our site. They help us know which pages are the most and least popular and see how visitors move around the site. All information collected by these cookies is aggregated and therefore anonymous. If you do not allow these cookies, we will not know when you have visited our site and will not be able to monitor its performance.

Strictly necessary cookies

These cookies are necessary for the website to function and cannot be switched off in our systems. They are usually only set in response to actions made by you which amount to a request for services, such as setting your privacy preferences, logging in, or filling in forms. You can set your browser to block or alert you about these cookies, but in this case, some parts of the site will not work. These cookies do not store any personally identifiable information.

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website. If you continue to use the site, we will assume that you are satisfied with it.