"Weird Al" Yankovic - Such A Groovy Guy lyrics

I got my alligator boots
I wear my pants skin tight
I wear my dark sunglasses in
The middle of the night
And when I look in the mirror
I'm such an awesome sight
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray

I'm so adorable and charming
I'm sure that you can see
And everybody's always trying to
Hang around with me
They tell me I'm the greatest
And it's hard to disagree
'Cause I'm so perfect in every way

And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it
And I'm so handsome honey I could just die
I know you'll never be as wonderful as me
But at least you can try

'Cause I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy

Baby, are you in the mood
For a little romance? Well, for starters
I can pour some chocolate
Pudding down your pants
And then attach electrodes to your
Brain and watch you dance
Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?

Oh, and then I might decide to
Tie you up with dental floss
I'll make you wear a harness and
I'll show you who's the boss
Of course, if you refuse
Well honey it's your loss
I mean, I don't do this with just anyone

So baby, how can you say it's all over?
So how can you tell me goodbye?
So now you tell me that
You're leaving me for good
And all I wanna know is why?
I mean, after all

I'm really such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I mean you could do worse!

I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy

I'm such a groovy guy
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy
I'm such a groovy guy