"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Check’s in the Mail lyrics

Well, hey how ya doin', have a seat
Have a drink
Boy it's good to see you, what can I say?
Oh sorry, gotta run
We'll get together again
Say, what was your name anyway?
Well we're working on the problem
We'll get back to you soon
But don't try to call me
I'll be in a meeting every afternoon
For a year, maybe longer, keep in touch
Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day

The check's in the mail
Hey! You're beautiful
Don't ever change, you know what I mean
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk
We'll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?

Well hey wait a minute, what's the matter
Hold on you want me to fork over the loot?
You say you hate my guts
You wanna take me to court
And you got yourself a lawyer
With a three-piece suit?
Well I'm proud to say you're not
The only critic of mine, yeah
So if you wanna sue me
I'm afraid you're gonna have
To wait in line
Take a number, thanks for calling
Who loves you baby
Don't forget to read the fine print

Say, the check's in the mail
Hey! You're beautiful
Don't ever change, you know what I mean
My girl will call your girl, we'll talk
We'll do lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
Oh, trust me!

The check's in the mail
Hey! You're beautiful
Don't ever change, you know what I mean
Why don't you leave a message with my girl
I'll have lunch with your machine
So baby, won't you sign on the dotted line
Gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?
The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?