Alex Dionisio - Take This With A Grain Of Salt lyrics
[Alex Dionisio - Take This With A Grain Of Salt lyrics]
Freestyle, relax, relax
Listen ‘cause I’m not gonna repeat myself
It’s not that I hate you
It’s just I don’t like the way
You gays gaze at me
You see, I’ll never date you
I’ll never be a fag
Clean myself with a rag and masturbate to
Two Playboy mags with one hand
I love my sexual orientation
As straight so stop
Waiting for me to pay attention to him
Just let him be free like Willy
And don’t let your willy free
Or else I’m gonna go
Willy nilly, chase you up the
Hill with a weapon
Stepping so fast you think I’m
A cheetah when I’m repping
And doing my thang which you could never bе
A part of it when doing mine, losing mine
You could nеver be a part of the bang
You’re losing your heart every time
You was saying them thangs
This dude put his ass in my face
Thinks about it when he masturbates
All good, not hood, listen
Not gonna harm you, I’m not
Gonna get warm with you
But still I’m not gonna perform
Two times for you
Just realize the rhyme is true, I
Don’t lie, I never be blue
Only red in front of ‘em
It’s not hatred, the face red when
I’m spitting, when I’m getting excited
I’m lightning the rhyme comes
The times come for you to be warned me
Please, don’t you see that I’m
Free as a bird?
And I don’t pull up to the curb of a
Gay bar to say words to these dudes
I’d never take ‘em home if I had
A car to drive one in
Please do not take no breath, I stand my step
And you could never deter me, unnerve me or
Work me up in a storm, a sweat
You could never get this shit
Don’t worry, I’m not gonna hurt you
I just gotta express the dirt, some of
This shit, get off my chest, it doesn’t work
It’s not getting paid
And those homos and hobos ain’t getting laid
That’s ok ‘cause people have it worse off
It’s that you take bratwurst that
Nerves me a lot
I don’t park in the parking lot ‘cause
I ain’t got no car to spark, spark plugs
In the dark when I go to the bus stop
To go to the hospital and clock meds
I mean the docs do that
Shit while I rock specimens it nerves me
I fall asleep when I’m about to be
Or start to be doing my thing
It’s 4 o’clock in the morning
And I’m about to be doing my thing
Things close down on you
I’m a caged animal about to
Rip out this stainless steel
And feel the pain I give to you
That’s my word about these homos
But I don’t hate gays
I just stay away from ‘em today
So what do you got
To say? Just live your life and leave me away
Listen ‘cause I’m not gonna repeat myself
It’s not that I hate you
It’s just I don’t like the way
You gays gaze at me
You see, I’ll never date you
I’ll never be a fag
Clean myself with a rag and masturbate to
Two Playboy mags with one hand
I love my sexual orientation
As straight so stop
Waiting for me to pay attention to him
Just let him be free like Willy
And don’t let your willy free
Or else I’m gonna go
Willy nilly, chase you up the
Hill with a weapon
Stepping so fast you think I’m
A cheetah when I’m repping
And doing my thang which you could never bе
A part of it when doing mine, losing mine
You could nеver be a part of the bang
You’re losing your heart every time
You was saying them thangs
This dude put his ass in my face
Thinks about it when he masturbates
All good, not hood, listen
Not gonna harm you, I’m not
Gonna get warm with you
But still I’m not gonna perform
Two times for you
Just realize the rhyme is true, I
Don’t lie, I never be blue
Only red in front of ‘em
It’s not hatred, the face red when
I’m spitting, when I’m getting excited
I’m lightning the rhyme comes
The times come for you to be warned me
Please, don’t you see that I’m
Free as a bird?
And I don’t pull up to the curb of a
Gay bar to say words to these dudes
I’d never take ‘em home if I had
A car to drive one in
Please do not take no breath, I stand my step
And you could never deter me, unnerve me or
Work me up in a storm, a sweat
You could never get this shit
Don’t worry, I’m not gonna hurt you
I just gotta express the dirt, some of
This shit, get off my chest, it doesn’t work
It’s not getting paid
And those homos and hobos ain’t getting laid
That’s ok ‘cause people have it worse off
It’s that you take bratwurst that
Nerves me a lot
I don’t park in the parking lot ‘cause
I ain’t got no car to spark, spark plugs
In the dark when I go to the bus stop
To go to the hospital and clock meds
I mean the docs do that
Shit while I rock specimens it nerves me
I fall asleep when I’m about to be
Or start to be doing my thing
It’s 4 o’clock in the morning
And I’m about to be doing my thing
Things close down on you
I’m a caged animal about to
Rip out this stainless steel
And feel the pain I give to you
That’s my word about these homos
But I don’t hate gays
I just stay away from ‘em today
So what do you got
To say? Just live your life and leave me away