Alex Dionisio - Who’s The Jerk, Chicken? lyrics

Tell me ‘cause I’m curious
Have you ever heard my jams before?
Is that cancer? Or is it just a canker sore?
Cantankerous? They’ve never ever
Had anger before so they’re not furious
Their OS doesn’t support my grand accord
What’s the difference between a dessert chef
And a drug dealer? Nothing
Do you do it once in a while
Or is it constant? I see you seek to make
People pleasеd and smile, but kid
Do that shit the vegan vеrsion and
Maybe we can talk then
Do you beat off to the sound
Of drums? To what extent and
Do you ogle pictures of little
Kids? That’s disturbing and disgusting
That profession then
It must be a great blessing for you
Otherwise, to your own devices
You’d be obsessing on fools
All on your devices tell me
What exactly were you sent or put here to do?
If you know it
That’s where you’d get your real
High hot air balloon
Weed makes you less ambitious
Take it from me it slows you down
You’re already in stasis stationary
Be careful what you wish for
Sniff up or inject up ‘cause I’m telling you
My pen is always ready with paper, stationary
Let’s not beat around the bush
Why do you exist? Is it just to get high?
You must want to die
What is your aversion to life?
I guess it’s true
You can’t teach an old dawg new tricks
And you can’t teach a robo how
To think like a human being
Does your rowboat flow
Or does it sink in the sewage stream?
On this rocket, i’ve only spotted a few that
Have not been pulled underneath
But we’ll get there, if only just one me
Repeat after me: there will only
Ever be just one me
Try not copying these retarded
Morons just once and you’ll see what I mean