Cats Millionaire - The Incredibly Expensive One of a Kind Crochet Wool Sweater Song lyrics

So expensive so expensive so expensive

Well fuck i guess we'll all be fucking
Nothing under this motherfucking red hot sun
Well I guess it's a sweater for cats
Now but who really gives a fuck, right?
Yeah, not me, I'm cool whatever
I'm just hanging out here like whatever
You want to run a race that's cool
You want to throw some apples in the air
That's cool

Everypony has a weird day now and then
Sometimes it's hard to tell as it's happening
You tell your sister that you
Wish she was dead and she runs off to
Crush on Applejack instead
But hay, look at me, I'm not complaining
The weather's great for November
The sun is shining
I'm out with my sister in the orchard
Moving unwashed eggs with our noses together

But still but still
That sweater was really cool
If I do say myself
I really looked nice in it

But still but still
But still that sweater was nice as hell
If I do say myself