Chonny Jash - WELCOME TO TALLY HALL lyrics
[Chonny Jash - WELCOME TO TALLY HALL lyrics]
Chaos compendium
A sad and lonely folk's misanthropic hoax
An assembly line of near-rhymes
A combustion engine of fear and dissension
Fuelled by anger and hate
And rage and disdain
And any other definition of the word wELCOME
Can i get a "c"?
And if you hit me with the H-O-N-N-Y
Then you'd see why the Jash
Is here to crash in
Butchering others' songs is my passion
So kids, turn up your headphones
Un-set the set stones
Liquify, dry and bastardize their best songs
Rend them apart and pour your
Heart into the cracks
On cover duty like your name was Chonny Jash
WWCJD? (WWTHD?) i dropped out of college
And failed university
But I refuse to fall to complacency
So instead I weaponize the entropy
So dig up a colorful and
Lovable band long gone
Dig up a shovelful of adjustable songs unsung
And then all of a sudden it's 2006
And you hear them playin' on and on
Singin'
We're in the mini mall
Workin' the carnival we like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
Who's to blame?
The automated players, I proclaim
Yellow tie, this suave fellow
Writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites
Red the proud, loud guy we adore
"Is my amp too high?" No, turn it up more!
So Grey in the back, sippin' 'gnac in here
He's knockin' down the shots
Like Bill Laimbeer
Send home the locksmith Green's got keys to
Unlock the rock in the act, If you'd please
Now, open the gates
Give Blue the bass and jiggle your
Ba-jiggle all over the place
We're in the mini mall
Workin' the carnival we like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
We're in the mini mall
(all is tally all is hall)
Workin' the carnival
(the day we forget is the day we fall)
We like to play it all
(time will never dull our call)
Welcome to Tally Hall
(welcome to tally hall)
Can i get a click? Flick off the switch
And I'll ignite the night in pitch
Singin' songs y'already know
To stroke my own ego
Don't you know I'm only halfway there?
So come in, don't be scared
Revealing that the Jash is a
Mask with too much time
And far too much love for an old band gone by
'Cos this is a passion
Project not for fortune, Nor fame
I pledged to play no part in that abject
Hackneyed game
So I might make a couple cover albums
Hundreds of hours of work
With no intention to sell them
You didn't think I had the gall?
Well bloody welcome to Tally Hall!
I'm stereosonic, I'm animatronic
I'm fucking with the chords, heteroharmonic
A delayed reaction decades late exaction
Of a passion hatching long
After the clock stopped
Hey, ho, don't'cha know?
It's a good, old fashioned puppet show
We won't let time forget
This marionette quintet
(THEY SANG)
"We think we're playing in a band
We'd love to give you all a hand"
(wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
We're in the mini mall
Workin' the carnival we like to play it all
Welcome to Tally Hall
We think we're playing in a band
We'd love to give you all a hand
We think we're playing in a band
We'd love to give you all a hand
We think we're playing in a band
(all is tally all is hall the day
We forget is the day we fall)
We'd love to give you all a hand
(time will never dull our call
Welcome to tally hall)
We think we're playing in a band
(all is tally all is hall the day
We forget is the day we fall)
We'd love to give you all a hand
(time will never dull our call
Welcome to tally hall)