Lil Dicky - Earth lyrics

What up, world?
It's your boy, just one of the guys down here
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I'm a human
And I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of
Us earthlings out there just wanted to say:

We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home

Hi, I'm a baboon
I'm like a man, just less advanced
And my anus is huge

Hey, I'm a zebra no one knows what I do
But I look pretty cool am I white or black?

I'm a lion cub
And I'm always getting licked (Meow)

How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo)
You drink milk from my tit's (Moo)

I'm a fat fuckin' pig

I'm a common fungus

I'm a disgruntled skunk
Shoot you out my butthole

I'm a marijuana plant
I can get you fucked up

And I'm Kanye West

We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

Ba dum ba dum dum, ba dum da-di
We are the vultures, feed on the dead

We're just some rhinos, horny as heck

I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?

Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
I hop all day, up and down with you

I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

What the fuck? I'm a clam!

I'm a wolf, howl!

I'm a squirrel lookin' for my next nut

And I'm a pony, just a freak horse
Heh heh heh
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Get on) , yah!
Giddy up, let's ride

I'm HPV, don't let me in

I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
So what? It's cute

We love you, India

We love you, Africa

We love the Chinese

We forgive you, Germany

Earth, it is our planet (It's our planet)
We love the Earth
(We love the Earth) , it is our home (Home)
We love the Earth, it is our planet
(It is our planet)
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth

I'm a man (Hello?)
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes
Girls still look beautiful
And it covers up our human dick
(Woo) , eat a lot of tuna fish
But these days
It's like we don't know how to act
All these shootings, pollution
We under attack on ourselves
Like, let's all just chill
(Hey) , respect what we built (Hey)
Like look at the internet!
It's cracking as hell
Fellas, don't you love to cum
When you have sex? (Ayy)
And I heard women orgasms are
Better than a dick's (Uh)
So what we got this land for?
What we gotta stand for?
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)

Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
I love this planet

Hey, Russia, we're cool
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
Every one of you from the
Plains to the Sahara
Let's come together and live

Hum dum dum dae dum, hum dum dum dae dum

우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

Amamos la tierra

我们爱地球

(We love you, we love you) c'mon everybody
I know we're not all the same
But we're living on the same Earth
(We love you, we love you)
Have you ever been to Earth?
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth
Ariana (We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
Are we gonna die?
You know what, Bieber? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
I'm not going to lie to you i mean
There's so many people out here who
Don't think global warming's a real
Thing you know? We gotta save
This planet we're being stupid
Unless we get our shit together now