Lil Dicky, Trinidad James, Mystikal - Watch Yo Self lyrics

Dude I love gay people
I'd be the first person to admit if I was gay
I just know that I'm not because everytime I
See that rogue, gay porn thumbnail
Amidst the heterosexual porn thumbnails
I'll let my mouse hover over it
And look at every, individual
Gay still that's offered and see if
I'm physically affected by it

Does it make ya pants swell?

No uh, nothing ever happens

You sure?

Yeah no that's all

My bad

Go get a mop

I don' know where it's at!

Alright, well get the slippery
When wet yellow sign?

I'm not goin' in there there's
Piss everywhere in that bitch!

Well, then there's no other option

I'll go get 'um

Okay

We got a spill

Where is it?

Middle of the store

Show me

Let's go

Pickles

Yep

DAANGER!

Exactly

Don't worry, I'll take care of dis
The people will be safe

Watch yo self!

Watch yo self!

Watch yo self!

Oh! Thanks!

Just doin' my job whatcha got there?

Math homework i can't figure it out

Show me whatcha workin' with!

X equals 11!

Wow! Thanks

You're welcome!

Hey! I found a clean one

Thank god! Good work

I guess that's it?

Yep, guess so

Hey, Mystikal, thank you

Watch yo self