Lil Panadol - HSC Exams lyrics

I'm on a tandem bike but I’m on my own
Yeah, I'm on my own
This tandem bike is going nowhere
Just like reality of your own nightmare

There's the scarecrow don’t feed him
He'll just turn you into a cornfield
Like the one you find in a paddock
Someone should call a medic

I'm spitting all these bars into your ears
Come collect me 'Cos nothing is real
I said, nothing is real
Believe me, this isn't real

They're coming closer like a vulture
Your best Gulag clutch is your new nеighbour
Indiscernible English language
I am thе high horse and you forbade me

How can this man do such things?
He's a fool, hooligan, booligan, schoology
Threat to society that's enough of that
That’s enough of this
I can’t think of any rhymes repetition
That's a technique used in English
Linking back to my last sentence
TEEL structure is the best
ALARM is the most garbage thing
That I’ve ever learnt
I don't know even what it is
But I hate it so much
HSC exams are stressful times
This song will be your guidance
Everything is fine, no frustrations
Except for that time I got
A milkshake with no flavouring