Man on the Internet - Bonetrousle lyrics

It's time for my big number, Sans! Hit it!

Okay

Sans! I meant play the music!

Okay

SANS!

Okay, now let's see here ah!
Here's the play button

Ready for this brother?!

I don't think anyone could
Be prepared for this

Shut up
Sans! You just don't understand perfection!

Engarde now, human now you face Papyrus!
Though the guards failed to stop you
I can do it alone!
So be prepared for the ultimate tussle
As you try to show your muscle
In this battle of bones!

I see your face, you run all over the place
Wait a sec, I know that look!
Are you flirting with me? Please understand
I am in such high demand
I'm a skeleton with standards
Mostly for spaghetti!

Please don't feel blue
Even though I'll capture you

'Cause you can do anything

All I have to do is try!
Undyne will see, I can be a guard indeed!

Yeah, there's just that kid you need

I just hate to say goodbye!

Maybe one day, we all can be friends
And when that day arrives
I know we'll have lots of fun!
But until then i've got to capture you
Since you're a human-

But you're trying to make friends with one

SANS! Stop plaguing my number
With incidental lyrics!

I think they sounded pretty good

Well, I thought they sounded
Like NOT PAPYRUS!
Which is the worst kind of sound to be!

Oh, sorry then

It's okay
Sans i already forgave you come on!
Let's go enjoy some Grillby's!

Uh, Papyrus? The kid's still here and the
Music's still playing i'm
Pretty sure that means the song's not over

Whoopsie doopsie! I completely
Forgot! HUMAN! Prepare
For my second verse attack!

You can do anything
If you want it hard enough
Undyne says that, and she's tough
So I emulate her style!
And that's why I'm the
Greatest royal guardsman
Or at least one that's in training
Though it's taking quite a while

But when that's over, we can be friends
And you will see how a guard
Has immense amounts of fun!
Where are you going, human?
We're supposed to be fighting!
Why do you think this song is done?

Oh, I knew it
Sans not even the human respects me!

Hey, bro, bro
That's not true a lot of people like you

How do you know?

The undernet has, like
A million renditions of
This song here's one now hit it, Boys!

Sans, this is-

Yep knock 'em dead
Bro prove you're bad to the bone!

Come on then, human
Let's see if you can keep up
With the great Papyrus in
This moment of truth! It won't be easy
You'll have to do actual work
Unlike my lazybones brother in his booth!

Hey!

You're doing great so far, little human
But since I'm a skeleton
I'm not getting tired at all!
Okay, maybe, I'm losing some breath
But not quite as much as you, wait
Be careful! Do not fall!

This is the longest any
Human's lasted to me-

That's because you haven't met one yet

So maybe we can take a little break
And lie down for a bit?
NO! Papyrus never rests!

I fooled you
Human! Papyrus does not do things with
His eyes closed and snoring!

Bro, that's called sleep-

Bring out the back up dancers!

Stop right there human, listen to me
I am the great Papyrus
And you will never be free!
I'll keep you here, enraptured by puzzles
Unless you want to leave
And ask me really nicely!

You can do anything if you
Want it hard enough
And we know we've got the
Stuff, we've got heart, We've got pride!
Undyne might be mad, but I don't care
Because I made a new friend
Or at least I really tried!

So if you want to make a new pal
Then be prepared to have a blast
'cause I know we'll have some fun!
Just like it seems you were
Prepared for this battle
'Cause I'm nearly out of lyrics
And I'm almost done!

What did you say? You want to be friends?

Pal lease, I knew it'd happen

Sans just stop it with the puns!

This day is great, I've got a new friend
And it's a human!

I knew that you'd make friends with one