Man on the Internet - Delightful Spekkio lyrics

Gee, it sure is dark in here

Nah, I just haven't turned the lights on
Let's see, a little of this
A little of that, And aha!
There we go! That's better

Oh! Uh

What're you lookin' at?

Me? I am Spekkio, the Master of War
Watchin' all the battles happenin'
After and before

How do I look to you? Strong or weak?

Muttering non-answers

Pretty weak

Robo! What are you doing here?

I heard a question i wanted to answer

I see

If you look strong, then I look strong
If you look weak, I look weak
I see and judge how strong you are
And then I change my whole physique!

Hey! What are you saying?

But I see a spark of life in you
It's magic, indeed
Must be why the old guy let you through
'Cause you're clearly in need

See, a long, long time before you were born
There was a kingdom where magic flourished
Everyone there could use it!
But the people abused their powers and ended
Up destroyin' the place after that
There wasn't anyone left who could use
Magic - well, exceptin' fiends, Of course
But you have it! That inner strength, I mean
Magic needs power of the heart
That's where it flows from

If you've got the heart to do what you can
If you've got the drive, then go get it man!
You with the punk hairdo
Lightning flows through your veins
The ponytail gal
She brings the water, brings the rain
Glasses girl's got fire
And it burns bright and bold!

And what's my magic power?

Sorry, you don't have a soul

Well, how do we get this magic?

All right starting from the door
Circle clockwise around the walls of
My room three times and
Say "I want to use magic!" over and over

I'm not sure that's going to work

Hey! Who's the Master of War here?
Three times don't lose track, now
Don't want you churnin'
Yourselves into butter

Come on
Lucca what's the worst that could happen?

Well for one thing-

I want to use magic! I want to use magic!

I want to use magic!

I want to use magic! I want to use magic!
I want to use magic!

I WANT TO USE MAGIC! I want to use magic

I WANT TO USE MAGIC! You're
Good at other things
I WANT TO USE MAGIC! Hey, nice
Kids! Now you're gettin' it!

Ipso facto, meeny moe! Ipso facto, magic-o!

Ipso facto, meeny moe! Ipso facto, magic-o!

Now you've got the magic
Now you're all fortified!
So go out there and live your life
'Cause this has been a delight!

Thanks, Spekkio!

Please it's Master Spekkio
I'm not the Master of War for nothin'
You know hey! You make any new friends, you
Bring 'em to see me, You hear?
I like you guys! Yes, even you
Don't give me that face!
You know I love you!