Man on the Internet - Dimentio - It’s Showtime! lyrics

And so I arrive!
Like news of a finger-snap wiping out half
Of Marvel upon an unsuspecting internet
I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions
The pleaser of crowds! I am Dimentio!
Remember the name well

I have always known about his nefarious goal
But I could never hope to stop him on my own
I feigned loyalty to him as I searched for
Someone who could defeat him with me!
Now do you see?
Now how about you return the favor?
I'll give you the power you
Need to crush Count Bleck
Just fight by my side!
So you spit upon my offer?
You have wasted my time
For that, your game ends
I think I'll start with the green one
The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy
Shag? This mustache is all Luigi!
Leave this one to me, bro you run ahead
You've got worlds to save hm!
Run for it, bro! Okay!
Thanks, bro ahahahaha how tender
I just squeezed out a tear
Yes mario can run along
And if he somehow manages to defeat
Count Bleck on his own all the better!
And so I strike, Like an unseen dodgeball in
An echoing gymnasium!

Come one, come all and welcome to the show
See where joy and happiness go to cry!

Come one, come all it’s free admission
To see the fall into perdition
Where all hope lies!

And the show goes on for the weak and strong
But a perfect world stays just out of grasp!

Bold to assume
That I won’t have the last laugh!
Ha ha hahaha!

We perform, strike back at the norm
Of running right and jumping
From the void, the circus horns
Will sing a song of nothing!

Onward we go! Onward, Dimentio!

Presto!

Come one, come all the moment is at hand
Sink the ship and strike up the band
We’re going down!

Come one, come all you’ve got to be quick
I strike like ants at a picnic
And you’re breaking down!

And the show goes on for the weak and strong
But a perfect world stays just out of grasp!

But it’s almost time
And the dark bells chime
And the worlds let out one last gasp
Bold to assume
That I won’t have the last laugh!
Ha ha hahaha!

We perform, strike back at the norm
Of running right and jumping
From the void, the circus horns
Will sing a song of nothing!

Onward we go! Onward, Dimentio!

Presto!

No! II cry uncle
Mercy! Uncle, I say!
Had enough, Dimentio?
I didn't need my superstar bro
To take you on! II see that now
You power is formidable
Which is exactly why I can't let you
Fall into Count Bleck's velvet-lined gloves
W What are you doing? Ahahahaha!
I have you now, Luigi!
We will both taste the agony
Of game-overing by magic! N-n no no!
Ciao! Owowowow!
Ha ha hahaha!