Man on the Internet - Dummy! lyrics

Hahaha too intimidated to fight me, huh!?
I am a ghost that lives inside a DUMMY
My cousin used to live inside a DUMMY, too
Until yOU CAME ALONG!

When you talked to them
They thought they were in for a nice chat
But the things you SAID! Horrible
Shocking! UNBELIEVABLE!
It spooked them right out of their dummy!
HUMAN!
I'll scare your SOUL out of your body!

(The battle starts)

I'll defeat you and take your SOUL!
I'll use your SOUL to cross the barrier!
I'll stand in the window of a fancy store!
Then everything i want will be mine!
Huh? Yeah, I guess that'll avenge my cousin
What was their name again? Whatever
Whatever! WHATEVER!

Hey! You over there what are you doing
Where do you think you're going
I know everything about your dirty past

And I will not just let you walk away (Dummy)
Start to pray (Dummy) we're gonna play
And I will watch and laugh as you decay
(Dummy) i will (Dummy)
Make you pay

You'll understand what it means to feel pain
(Dummy) i will drive (Dummy)
You insane i assure that you will not escape
You're gonna stay around here
Till your last day (Dummy)

Hey guys! Dummies, dummies
DUMMIES! Remember how I said not
To shoot at me?
Well failures! You're fired! You're
All being replaced!
Ha ha hahahaha! Now you'll see my true
Power! Relying on people
That aren't garbage!

Hey! It's time to play
Now let's watch as the magic missiles fly
We'll fight till the end of days
I'll laugh as I watch you die

And with the power of rage I swing around
(Dummy) go to town (Dummy)
Take you down and I will watch and laugh
And make you scream (Dummy)
It's my dream (Dummy) i'm supreme

And with a final blow your soul I'll take
(Dummy) no mistakes (Dummy)
Sweet as cake
It won't be long now before your soul breaks
The last days of the human we now make
(Dummy)
Screaming and fighting, waiting and crying
Running and tumbling and falling and rising
Again (Dummy) in vain (Dummy)
You are so wasted you can't hear your brain
(Dummy)

Why are you trying? You'll end up dying
You have no clue of who you are defying
One glance (Dummy) nonsense! (Dummy)
I'm the Mad Dummy and you stand no chance!
(Dummy)

You cannot kill me, you cannot hurt me
You cannot stab me or freeze me or burn me
I just (Dummy) won't die (Dummy)
I have no body but I'm still alive (Dummy)

Tables are turning, I'm the one hurting
Bouncing and shaking and
Twitching and squirming in rage (Dummy)
Rampage! (Dummy)
This is my show and you're on my stage!
(Dummy)

And now as I sharpen my knives i will
Let you take your last breath! Go ahead!

One by one, step by step
Mangling your body till there's nothing left
(Dummy) slowly slice through your flesh
These little knives are gonna make a mess
(whoo, Dummy)

My revenge, cutting deep
This is a plate that I eat cold and sweet
(Dummy) all the fear in your eyes
Being reflected on my shiny knives (Dummy)

I will not let you go
The only thing leaving's gonna be your soul
(Dummy) as you bleed, I will laugh
And my revenge will be complete at last!
(Dummy)

So full of anger, you are endangered
Looks like this battle just
Got a lot stranger it's a crime (Dummy)
But this time (Dummy)
I'll defeat you and I'll do it in rhyme
(Dummy)

Enough of this prattle, back to the battle
It'll be sweet when I hear your death rattle
We can fly (Dummy) from where we lie (Dummy)
But all of that starts when the human dies
(Dummy)

You will be punished, you I admonish
Carve you up, serve you up as a fine garnish
Feel sad? (Dummy) too bad! (Dummy)
Now you're gonna learn why
This dummy's mad! (Dummy)

All of this yelling, screaming and swelling
You little human can go straight to hell-ing
Rage twitch (Dummy) rage itch! (Dummy)
Time to die, you little- (DUMMY)

Hey! You over there what are you doing
Where do you think you're going
I know everything about your dirty past

And I will not just let you walk away (Dummy)
Start to pray (Dummy) we're gonna play
And I will watch and laugh as you decay
(Dummy) i will (Dummy)
Make you pay

You'll understand what it means to feel pain
(Dummy) i will drive (Dummy)
You insane
You can be sure that you will not escape
You're gonna stay around here
Till your last day (Dummy)

No way! These guys are even worse
Than the other guys! Who cares?
Who cares! WHO CARES! I DON'T
Need friends! i've got knives!

(Mad Dummy throws the knife)

I'm out of knives