Man on the Internet - Lightning Battle lyrics

Mankind is a sin they are a stain
Should have been cleared out
If not for the war heaven and hell
Joining the fray
So now we send in the god of the storm

Swift as the lightning
Flows through my veins
I am the thunder that follows the rain
Blow you away! Thundering force!
Now we will send in the god of the storm!

I am the god of the storm!
I think I picked up on that, actually!

Clouds rolling in it's time to begin
At mistress Viridi’s command
Heed nature's call
We are the hammer to fall
Wipe out the world of man

Quick question! Is she more a lightning type
Or a thunder type?
Technically just the command of lightning
But she's having such a great time out there
I feel it would be rude to interrupt!

I blot out the sky enemies fry
Lightning we ride electrified!

Now that nature’s joining the fight!
To the skies for the goddess of light!
We must try to stop another war!
So we fly to the eye of the storm!

All will rot and fall to my domain
Lightning, strike
And let the bodies fall like rain!

Be careful, Pit!
I sense the gathering of a lot of energy!
And I'm picking up the gathering
Of my fan club!

Clouds rolling in
(Now that nature's joining the fight)
It's time to begin
(To the skies for the goddess of light)
At mistress Viridi's command
(We must try to stop another war)
So we fly to the eye of the storm!

All will rot and fall to my domain
Heed nature's call
(Now that nature's joining the fight)
We are the hammer to fall
(To the skies for the goddess of light)
Lightning, strike wipe out the world of man
(We must try to stop another war)
And let the bodies fall like rain!
(So we fly) into the storm!


Why me, even?
I didn't get a chance to sing!
Now how will they hear my beautiful voice?
Phew! Thanks for the workout!
You all play nice while I
Go recharge my battery, Okay?
She’s pulling back to recover, Pit!
This may be your best
Chance to stop Phosphora!
I’m flying you into the storm
Cloud to go after her!
But we were just singing about
Being in a storm cloud!
Is this some kind of storm-ception?
(Hey! Do I attack your forces while
You're in the pause menu?)
That would really be the Dark
Souls of video games
I’m fighting again already?
I barely even showered!
But I guess you'd like that, wouldn't you
Little angel? Aaaaaaaa --

Swift as the lightning
Flows through my veins
I am the thunder that follows the rain
Blow you away! Thundering force!
Now you are facing the god of the storm!

Ride the storm skies darkened, torn!
We must try to stop another war!
So we fly to the eye of the storm! Winds
Pick up to form a hurricane
The thunder following the rain
Angel, to the skies to join the fight!
For the honor of the goddess of the light!

He's cute and he’s fit!
Palutena really sent the full package
Didn't she?
Please stop flirting while I'm fighting!
I'm very uncomfortable!
Ten gold that Phosphora just
Stomps on Pitty Pat i can only spot you five
You're not helping!

Mankind is a sin they are a stain
Should have been cleared out
If not for the war heaven and hell
Joining the fray
So now we send in the god of the storm

Swift as the lightning
Flows through my veins
I am the thunder that follows the rain
Blow you away! Thundering force!
Now we will send in the god of the storm!

Good will ensure evil's demise!
Light is on the rise!

Ha! Did you see that thunder?
No, 'cause you can't see thunder!
I take back what I said before
You're not cute at all
This can't be happening!
I'm coming for you next, Viridi! Ah!
This place is going back to the
Dogs without lovely little Phosphora
(Smarm it up while you still can, Hades
We'll be after you soon enough)

Lightning would strike thunder would roll
Don't think you're fighting for
A noble goal! They'll never learn!
They'll never change!
We'll always suffer from the human stain!
So fly away! Back to the war!
Even if it's without the god of the storm!

Angel, to the skies to join the fight!
For the honor of the goddess of the light!