Man on the Internet - Mettaton Medley lyrics

This is the place
Where the fame is everything
Everyone wants to touch everyone want to see

We live in a world
Where celebrities are kings
Where the more people want
The more given-out things! Everyone quiet!
It's a show from Mettaton!
He's the underground's
Number one and rising star!

He is simply the most incredible machine
That brings amazing days
From our own TV screens!

OHHH, YES! Welcome, beauties and
Gentlebeauties! This is Mettaton
Reporting live from MTT news!
An interesting situation
Has arisen in eastern Hotland! We
Now go live to our correspondent in
The field – WEIRD CHILD!

Smile for the camera, you are on TV!

So you might as well look the part!

Go out and find me something newsworthy!

In the meantime
I'll share an old family recipe!
Welcome, beauties
To COOKING WITH A KILLER ROBOT!

Don't touch that dial put on a smile
Tonight we make a special cake!

Sugar, milk and precious eggs
Will make our cake! So use them legs!

Looks like they're on the shelf
Wonderful! Here's to your health!

Oh! Wait a moment! How could I forget?
There's one ingredient that we
Haven't gotten yet!

We merely need a human soul!
Mix it in the bowl!

Don't try this at home, kiddos!

Luckily we have a human on hand
Let's go back to that report in Hotland

Oh my, human, please be calm!
You found a bomb!

Or, rather you found a whole a bunch of 'em!
You get a bomb! You get a
Bomb! EVERYONE GETS A BOMB!
Oh, look at all these bombs
Hanging everywhere!

It's almost as if they were pre-planted!

Better get rid of them
You don't want to cause a scare!

Meanwhile, I should evacuate this theatre!

Don't worry, folks
This is all part of the show!

You might have gotten some
Subtle hints beforehand

If they go off, only the kid's gonna blow!

Call me after my quick-change
Beauties and gentlebeauties! GOODBYEEEE!

So, how's it going? OH MY
God bombs are everywhere!
N not to worry, human! I designed these
I can turn 'em off! You just gotta grab
The wires and YANK 'EM ALL OUT!

Phew! That was close! Good thing I
Was there to save you
Huh? That could've been a disas-

Hello beauties and gentlebeauties!

Are you wearing a dress? Mettaton, no…

METTATON YES! That human… could it
Be… my one true love?

Oh no, he's in opera mode! Human
You'll be okay as long as he
Doesn't make for the stairs

Oh my love please run away
Monster King forbids your stay
Humans must live far apart
Even if it breaks my heart
They'll put you in the dungeon
It'll suck and then you'll die a lot
Really sad you're gonna die
Cry cry cry so sad it's happening

So sad so sad that you are
Going to the dungeon! Well, Toodles!
Oh no! Whatever shall I do! My love
Has been cast into the dungeon!
A dungeon with a puzzle so dastardly
My paramour will surely perish!
Oh, heavens have mercy! The
Sadistic disco lights floor!
Oh, and you'd better hurry you
Have 'til the end of
The number or you'll be
Incinerated by jets of
Fire! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahaha… ha… ha! My
Poor love! I'm so
Filled with grief, I can't
Stop laughing! Good luck, Darling!

Oh, my love has fallen down
Now in tears we all will drown
Colored tiles make them a fool
If only they still knew the rules
Well that was a sorry try
Now let's watch them fry

Watch out for the flames, darling!
They're getting closer! Any minute now!