Man on the Internet - Three Fates of Undertale lyrics

Oh, sweet! Someone just gifted
Me Undertale! I wonder
Which playthrough I should do first coming!
(Totally manly screaming) Oh
My God! Who are you people? Why
Are you in my house?

Oh, dear we're not people we're monsters!

That doesn't help!

We three fates of Undertale
Beckon you to play
SPARE our lives or harvest our SOULS
It's up to you either way

Hey, bud you okay?
(Alex Beckham screaming) No need
To freak out, Or anything it's just singing

And MURDER!
(Alex Beckham wimpering) I mean music

Poor dear we're here to help you!

Help me, what?

Play Undertale!

Use your LOVE instead of your strength
To make your foes your friends
Every drop of innocent blood
Will change how the story ends
Though our king desires your SOUL
A PACIFIST will see
It only takes a thoughtful ACT
To set all monsters free

But no pressure, or anything

Yeah! Real freedom's not
Letting some GOAT-MOM tell you how to play!

Excuse me?

Hey, if anyone's got a bone to pick
I'm sure this kid's full of 'em

That's not funny!

Yeah, I get that a lot

Still, you seem nice
You may slip once or twice
Who am I to judge or blame?
Well, I guess I'll keep track
Just to give you some flak
At the end of the game talk, or use silence
Try murderous violence

Wait, what?

Ha! I'm kidding that's a crime
And just so you know if you kill off my bro
Then you'll have a BAD TIME

My God!

Golly gee! That sounds really great!
But let's try this instead!
Let's become the Angel of Death
And make every monster DEAD!

What? No!

Kill them all! Destroy every beast!
Each woman, child, and man!

That sounds awful!

GENOCIDE's my only goal!
Destruction is my plan!

It's kill or be killed!
That's how you play the game!
It's kill or be killed!
Either way, it ends the same!
Everyone you LOVED! Everyone you knew!
Everyone will die!
And they'll die because of you!

No! He's trying to use you
So don't let Flowey confuse you
I know he aims to seduce you
And ruin Undertale
Stay DETERMINED! They'll guide you astray
I know you'll be lied to you're brave
I can see it inside you
I pray you never fail

Look, I'm kind of a bonehead
Not the brainiest guy
But even goofballs like me
Can read between the lines
If you want to get dunked on
I can give you a hand
But where's the fun in the NEUTRAL run
If you're not friends with Sans?

None of this makes any sense to me!

We three fates of Undertale
Don't know what you'll do
Every path will impact us all

For better or worse

A blessing or curse

Benign or adverse!

It's up to you!

What the Hell? Someone just
Gifted me Nekopara!