Man on the Internet - Undyne lyrics

Isn't this great, Human? We're off on a
Grand adventure together!

I can't believe it i made a friend
Who likes me for me
Even though our date wasn't great!

My style and charm have won over a human
Who enjoys good spaghetti
I think this must be fate!
When I tell Undyne-
Wait, I probably shouldn't do that
She'll be mad, she might have, then throw
A cow oh, um, er- huh
I'm sorry, human that was my phone ringing
Uh oh that would be her calling right now

I've, er- got to take this! I'm so
Sorry! I'll be right back! Probably!

Hiya, buddy! You ditch your parents, too?
Ah, man, I don't blame ya!
They say Undyne's in the area
And it would be so COOL to meet up with her!
I mean, she's just, like
The most awesome royal guard person
Ever, and I wanna be like her one day
And and my parents are such JERKS for
Saying I can't leave the house!
Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself!
I'm Monster Kid! I'm a monster and a kid!
What's your name?
OOH! OOH! Shhh! That's her! That's
Her right over there!

He usually picks up on the first or
Second ring what's going on with him?

H-hi, Undyne! I'm here with
My daily report! R-regarding
That human I called you about earlier

Did you fight them?

Well, y-yes! Of course I did!
I fought them valiantly!

Did you capture them?

Well no

WHAT?

I tried! I tried very hard
Undyne! Y you have to believe me! It's
Just things come up things change
You know how it is, don't you?

Ugh

If you want something done right
You do it on your own!

Or, you know, with the help
Of the royal guard, In training

I'll rip out their SOUL myself
And break their little bones!

I can't help but feel that
Was a personal attack! A-and
You don't need to destroy them! Y you see
I I have something to say

With their SOUL, we can go home
This battle we'll have won!

II understand, It's just-

We shall breach the surface world
Destroy the human scum!
And if you have a PROBLEM with that
Maybe the Royal Guard isn't for you!

II i'll help, Undyne! Any way I can!

Good! Knew I could count on you! Hop to it!
Can you hear me, human?
It's hunting season!
And I do NOT lose my catch!