The Key of Awesome - 12 Days of Miley lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - 12 Days of Miley lyrics]
On the first day of Miley
Thor's brother took from me
A big ass engagement ring
On the second day of Miley
I gave my fans a treat two cameltoes
And a pornographic selfie
On the third day of Miley
My agent gave to me three black friends
Two cameltoes and I smoked a joint on TV
On the fourth day of Miley
Lord Jesus gave to me four foam fingers
Three black friends two cameltoes
And a Robin dry humping me
On the fifth day of Miley
Some house guests gave to me five STDs
Four foam fingers three black friends
Two cameltoes
And I twerked on a Christmas tree
- Miley, you wanna wrap that up?
- Shut up, daddy i got like 50 more verses
- I'm trying to get some sleep - Chillax
Daddy it's like two thirty in the afternoon
- Don't make me give
You an achey-breakey face
- On the sixth day of Miley
The devil gave to me six daddies leaching
What a douche! - Hey shut your stupid trap
- You shut yours you ain't the boss of me
You're a redneck deadbeat daddy okay, daddy
I'mma wrap this up because I
Have to piss like a
Racehorse and I'm starting to
Tweek a little bit
Is it just me or is the heat turn up in here?
Alright, let's go from twelve
On the twelfth day of Miley, I owned 2013
With twelve twerkers twerking
Eleven tongues a licking ten haters hating
Nine wrecking ball rides
Eight molly seizures seven crying closeups
- Please give me some money - Five STDs
Four foam fingers three black friends
Two cameltoes
- and a complete lack of decency
And that's why Thor's brother
Broke up with her - Shut up, daddy
Don't make me take away your allowance
- You're only famous cause of me - Bullcrap
- Give me that money, you little cricket
Thor's brother took from me
A big ass engagement ring
On the second day of Miley
I gave my fans a treat two cameltoes
And a pornographic selfie
On the third day of Miley
My agent gave to me three black friends
Two cameltoes and I smoked a joint on TV
On the fourth day of Miley
Lord Jesus gave to me four foam fingers
Three black friends two cameltoes
And a Robin dry humping me
On the fifth day of Miley
Some house guests gave to me five STDs
Four foam fingers three black friends
Two cameltoes
And I twerked on a Christmas tree
- Miley, you wanna wrap that up?
- Shut up, daddy i got like 50 more verses
- I'm trying to get some sleep - Chillax
Daddy it's like two thirty in the afternoon
- Don't make me give
You an achey-breakey face
- On the sixth day of Miley
The devil gave to me six daddies leaching
What a douche! - Hey shut your stupid trap
- You shut yours you ain't the boss of me
You're a redneck deadbeat daddy okay, daddy
I'mma wrap this up because I
Have to piss like a
Racehorse and I'm starting to
Tweek a little bit
Is it just me or is the heat turn up in here?
Alright, let's go from twelve
On the twelfth day of Miley, I owned 2013
With twelve twerkers twerking
Eleven tongues a licking ten haters hating
Nine wrecking ball rides
Eight molly seizures seven crying closeups
- Please give me some money - Five STDs
Four foam fingers three black friends
Two cameltoes
- and a complete lack of decency
And that's why Thor's brother
Broke up with her - Shut up, daddy
Don't make me take away your allowance
- You're only famous cause of me - Bullcrap
- Give me that money, you little cricket