The Key of Awesome, Tatiana Owens, Mark Douglas - Work lyrics

Twerk in fishnet skirts
I just made every jerk in here go squirt
The mirror is me favorite dance partner
Drake follows me around like a Schnauzer
Hey Wheelchair Jimmy, go and fetch my purse
And run these errands while I spit the verse
(take ya time, Drake)

White people be trippin' (I don't get it)
This song has got dem wishin'
They had a RiRi dictionary
(Siri, translate RiRi)
'Cause other languages are scary
This song was hatеd more than ISIS
'Til it was covered by somе white chicks
They bleached out everything
That was Jamaican
Took it to Kansas and made it Caucasian
This is my voice, it is not an affectation
When in da club, be aware of dehydration
All of this workin' got me feelin' dizzy
Something's funny with my drink
Someone slipped me a Cosby
Sorry, I was just kidding what? Too soon?
Let's go back to the chorus of the song
It's just me goin'

Work, work, work, work, work, work
Some people said it was jibber jabber
But, you don't see me coming to your work
To tell you how to do expense reperts
I know my bouncing butt makes you butthurt
But, I just beat Michael Jackson's record

Yeah, ok you need Drake to make up
Some dumb sing-song solo
You are why I'm always moanin'
Everybody else is bonin'
Why can't I sleep on you?
Papa Smurf's balls couldn't be more blue
If you had a clone, I would phone her too
Why do all your outfit's
Gotta be see-through?
Now I know you said when
I was done running errands, we'd cuddle
I went every place you sent me
Got your chicken nugget's from Wendy's
Oh, yeah, I spilled half of
Your drink in the car, i'm sorry
Soda rollin', rollin' all over
They should have given me a bigger cup holder
I went on your wild goose chase
Now you need to sit on my lap
Drake wants a piece of cake
Sorry, not tonight (why?)

I gotta get up early for work
The early bird catches all the earworms
If I'm late, my boss will go berserk
I am my own boss but I am a jerk
So maybe we could meet next week for lunch?
Wait, I got a doctor's appointment
Not this year
Too much work, work, work, work
What's in here?
Ohmergerd, Goosebumps my favorite berks