The Key of Awesome - We Found Drugs lyrics

Love is like a talkin' pony
First you’re like: "Aw cool, a talkin' pony"
Then it says something really nasty to
You and hurts your feelings
So then you take drugs so you
Can get along with the pony

Taking baths while fully clothed
We look cute when we overdose
A shopping cart is our vehicle
We go to drugs and we don't do school

We don’t understand why everyone's
Annoyed with us
I bet it's cus they're all jealous

We blow smoke in your mothers face
We do meth but we're in great shape
We don't know how to use ashtrays
We make love in a homeless man's face
(I asked for change, not a threesome
Could be worse)

We push old people down the stairs
And roll away in their wheelchairs
Being gorgeous has it's perks
He forgot how drinking works

And we can't have sex unless
A crowd is watching us
Here comes double-decker bus

Our roommate is a talking bug (what’s up?)
Did we take too many drugs? (nah)
We wound up on Doctor Phil
(Y’all need to stop screwin'
On ferris wheels)

We found love is repetitive
This is no place for a diva to live
It’s time to leave this gross pigsty
Cus I'm Rihanna and you're just some guy
(Bye bye)