The Key of Awesome - Adam Lambert Parody lyrics
[The Key of Awesome - Adam Lambert Parody lyrics]
I do it theatrically
Is somebody watching me? Hey, oh it's you
You scared the crap out of me
Why are you filming me?
Don't you know I hate it when
You sneak up on me like that
I was just about to crack you
In the head with this bat
So now, I'm gonna read a book
And give you a dirty look
Just let me read my book, god
I like to dress up like a fabulous clown
Do you like my hair up
Or does it look better down?
When it's emo like this i look Japanese
I look like Zoolander now
Hey, why are you filming me?
I'm using the lavatory doing a number three
Hey, by the way did you pay the cable bill?
It was on the windowsill
You're hot, but you're dumber than a shoe
I'm singing about a dude
But they won't let me show the dude (hey)
Because parents were enrage
When I was on the AMAs
But they seem to be okay
With Lady Gaga's vajayjay
It's totally cool when two chicks make out
Everyone is amused i just put my crotch
In my dancer's face
And it got on the news, hey
That doesn't make sense to me
Ow I just hit my knee
Owwww, why are you filming me?
Stop revealing me why are you filming me?
Ow